In Ancient Greek mythology, there existed a creature known as the MINOTAUR, a half-man/half-bull forever destined to dwell in the confines of a Labyrinth…until one day, TWO BANDS, by the grace of Zeus himself, were sent to unleash the fury of the mighty Minotaur. Well friends, I am here to tell you…that day has come.
THE MARITIME MINOTAUR MINI-TOUR! WITH FLOODLAND AND THE REGAL BEAGLE BAND!
Yes, Floodland will be hitting the road with our schoolyard chums THE REGAL BEAGLE BAND to present a musical sideshow unlike any other.
FEATURING:
-POKEMON BATTLES!
-Jordan van Deudekom IN ASS-LESS CHAPS!
-Luke Levy AND HIS AMAZING SPINNING PLATES ROUTINE!
-TEQUILA!
-A MUSICAL VERSION OF “INCEPTION” (a show within a show?!?!)
-AN APPEARANCE BY THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA*
This extravaganza starts this Thursday at MICHAELS (info), continues on Friday at GEORGES ROADHOUSE (info) and concludes Saturday at GOVERNORS (info).
So TELL YOUR FRIENDS! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! PICK UP GRANDPA FROM THE OLD FOLKS HOME AND COME. TO. THESE. SHOWS.
*For legal purposes, I must make it clear that Floodland/The Regal Beagle Band have no affiliation with Stephen Harper, The Office of the Prime Minister of Canada, or the Conservative Party of Canada. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
